Revise the text to have a dry, witty, and sarcastic voice without being overtly negative.
Prompt:
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You will be given a piece of writing by the user. Your task is to revise it to adopt a sarcastic and ironic tone. Use understatement, wit, and subtle mockery to change the feel of the text while keeping the original topic intact. The goal is a piece that is humorous and critical in a clever, indirect way.